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Obama

02 Feb 2017

Jinx!

Haiku: 

Stay calm, act normal...

I should have told you before:

I'm ridin' dirty.

02 Jan 2017

Piece de Resistance

Haiku: 

I have a feeling,

That my job isn't over.

It's getting started.

12 Nov 2016
Haiku: 

I'll show you around.

Where's your birth certificate?

First things first, Donald.

01 Nov 2016

Tigger Warning

Haiku: 

Oh, you're a tiger?

The orange and the crying,

Made me think you're Trump!

25 Oct 2016

A Quarter Horse

Haiku: 

That song's about you!

I bet you know how to whip,

And how to neigh neigh!

06 Oct 2016

Bill Collector

Haiku: 

What a nice letter.

But why didn't Hillary

Email it to me?

13 Sep 2016

Official Business

Haiku: 

Don't tell anyone,

But I call Michelle's backside

"The Oval Office".

06 Sep 2016

Orange Crush

Haiku: 

This is my trumpkin.

It's round, orange, bigoted,

And worth three dollars.

02 Sep 2016

Obamiwan Kenobi

Haiku: 

My new lightsaber!

I found it in Michelle's purse,

Right next to my balls.

26 Aug 2016

Obameration

Haiku: 

This guy's in bad shape.

But thanks to Obamacare,

He might just pull through.

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