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30 Jul 2016

BOGOs

Haiku: 

Checking my email.

3000 Target coupons.

*delete*, moving on.

24 Jul 2008

Stink Pen

Haiku: 

George, when I lived here

I put that pen in my butt

every fucking day. 

07 Jun 2008

Freezer Burn

Haiku: 

Cryogenic freeze,

thaw date: 2016.

Then it's payback time. 

31 Mar 2008

Smooth Operator

Haiku: 

We campaigned a bit,

then we had our highlights done

and bikinis waxed.

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