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Hillary

08 Nov 2016

Happy Ending

The Presidency?

It's a lot like our sex life.

Bill always comes first.

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04 Oct 2016

Victory Lap

Debate side effects:

Whenever I hear Trump's voice,

I slide off my stool.

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30 Sep 2016

Tommy Lee Jonesing

Bill had his bimbos.

Who cares? I had my share too.

Just ask Mötley Crüe!

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13 Sep 2016

Yeah! Back that thang up!

And by "thang" I mean my ass,

But not my email.

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11 Sep 2016

Juice Bar

Why is this so slow?

Every time Trump says something

Mama needs her juice.

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05 Sep 2016

Grouch Potato

Where'd I get this dress?

I killed and skinned a muppet.

It still smells like Grouch.

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23 Aug 2016

Butt Trumpet

My God, what's that smell?

I think the Republicans

Pooted out a Trump.

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16 Aug 2016

Femme Force Five

Keep your hands off, Bill!

Katie. She-Hulk. Cher. Batgirl.

My squad's off limits.

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05 Aug 2016

My Milfshake

Then the music changed.

Hillary screamed "That's my jam!"

And started twerking.

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31 Jul 2016

BOGOs

Checking my email.

3000 Target coupons.

*delete*, moving on.

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