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12 Feb 2008

Kiss and Tell

First she's all "My eye!"

then "You ruined my blue dress!"

Man, those were the days.  

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11 Feb 2008

Word on the Street

Come on Barack, please!

Let me keep the muppet vote,

they're all I've got left.

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08 Jan 2008

Name Dropper

Oh, they'll vote for me...

Why? I have four little words:

"I'm Bill Clinton's wife."

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06 Oct 2007

Time Share

Don't mind me fellas,

I'm just location scouting

for MTV's "Cribs".

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21 Feb 2007

Nobody noticed,

All the rabbit talked about

was global warming.

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19 Feb 2007

I miss the 90s.

Pizza, blowjobs, hot phone sex.

It was wonderful.  

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18 Feb 2007

Global Warming

No more pizza, Bill.

You're starting to grow man boobs.

It's making me hot.

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16 Feb 2007

BillHillies

In 2009,

We'll be back in the Whitehouse,

Won't that be a hoot? 

 
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14 Feb 2007

On the Make

You're outta luck, pal.

I've got dibs on the young one,

And Laura's taken.

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13 Feb 2007

Big Game Hunter

You'll need a stun gun,

Some wine, and a Heart CD.

Trust me, she's my wife.

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