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08 Sep 2016

Pants on Fire

My least favorite things?

Four words: "pantsuit fashion shows"

And "cunnilingus"!

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18 Aug 2016

Huckster

Every now and then,

Bill calls him Mike Huckabee,

Just to fuck with him.

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02 Aug 2016

Ballers

Oh, I get it now.

I thought it was called "Breast Mode".

That's disappointing.

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08 Apr 2008

Afterthought

Aprons are handy,

you can spill things on your clothes

and they won't get stained.  

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20 Feb 2008

Victory Lap

Congratulations!

What say we get lap dances

in celebration?

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18 Feb 2008

Fire in the Hole

Oh, I know the risks...

Crabs twice, gonorrhea once,

and that's just college.

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17 Feb 2008

Broken Promises

When my term's over

it's golf, pizza and blow jobs

twentyfour seven.

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16 Feb 2008

Open Door Policy

Screw the border fence,

the path to citizenship

runs through my bedroom. 

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15 Feb 2008

Holy Shvitz

Why is it so hot?

Is it that "Global Shvitzing"

Al Gore talks about?

 
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13 Feb 2008

Kiss and Tell

First she's all "My eye!"

then "You ruined my blue dress!"

Man, those were the days.  

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