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Barney

26 Feb 2007

Chasing Tail

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

I just don't get it.

It tastes like cat food and ass.

Humans must be nuts. 

 
20 Jan 2007

Capiche?

Haiku: 

I do my business,

then bury the evidence.

The gangster of poop. 

16 Jan 2007

Clink

Haiku: 

Man, this is bullshit!

I swear, that was Condi's pot.

That bitch set me up!

01 Dec 2006

Neutular

Haiku: 

Why do I hate George?

It's pretty simple really:

He cut off my balls.

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