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Barney

24 Oct 2007

Karma

George had me neutered.

If I only had a thumb,

It'd be payback time.

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14 Oct 2007

Snatch O'Lantern

Arched eyebrows, huge smile,

no brain, candle up its ass,

I'll call you "Laura".

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07 Oct 2007

Charades

Quick, guess who I am!

A hint: I've had 20 beers,

and I don't "read good".  

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19 Sep 2007

E-dog-cipator

 

Abe wasn't all that.

Do something about leash laws, 

then get back to me.  

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23 Aug 2007

Jennerous

A plain brown wrapper,

receiver must be 18...

Jenna's wedding gift!

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01 Aug 2007

Fan Mail

Mr. Michael Vick,

Fuck off and die you douchebag.

Signed, Barney the Dog. 

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30 Jul 2007

Durable Goods

 

I deposited

a "gross domestic product"

in George's dress shoes. 

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21 Jul 2007

Inside Man

Hush!  Barney's a spy, 

either for the Democrats,

or maybe Oprah. 

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06 Jul 2007

Multitasking

I feel like Condi.

Staring at my PDA,

a ball in my mouth.

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18 Apr 2007

Damn Skippy

Some peanut butter,

the president's twin daughters,

and me with no balls...

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