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Barney

23 Oct 2007

Karma

Haiku: 

George had me neutered.

If I only had a thumb,

It'd be payback time.

14 Oct 2007

Snatch O'Lantern

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

Arched eyebrows, huge smile,

no brain, candle up its ass,

I'll call you "Laura".

06 Oct 2007

Charades

Haiku: 

Quick, guess who I am!

A hint: I've had 20 beers,

and I don't "read good".  

19 Sep 2007

E-dog-cipator

Haiku: 
 

Abe wasn't all that.

Do something about leash laws, 

then get back to me.  

23 Aug 2007

Jennerous

Haiku: 

A plain brown wrapper,

receiver must be 18...

Jenna's wedding gift!

01 Aug 2007

Fan Mail

Haiku: 

Mr. Michael Vick,

Fuck off and die you douchebag.

Signed, Barney the Dog. 

30 Jul 2007

Durable Goods

Haiku: 

 

I deposited

a "gross domestic product"

in George's dress shoes. 

21 Jul 2007

Inside Man

Haiku: 

Hush!  Barney's a spy, 

either for the Democrats,

or maybe Oprah. 

05 Jul 2007

Multitasking

Best Of: 
Haiku: 

I feel like Condi.

Staring at my PDA,

a ball in my mouth.

17 Apr 2007

Damn Skippy

Haiku: 

Some peanut butter,

the president's twin daughters,

and me with no balls...

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