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03 Nov 2008

Sloppy Seconds

In the waning days

I started humping pumpkins

and Dick Cheney's leg. 

 
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19 Aug 2008

I'm here to announce:

Barney/Obama '08!

Suck on that, McCain!

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17 Jul 2008

Flush with Victory

It's just a turd, George.

It's not a magic butt snake,

that grants you wishes.  

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25 May 2008

Snack Attack

Here's some news for you:

I ate Dana Perino.

She was delicious. 

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16 Mar 2008

The Day After

Look at me, I'm George,

the day after St. Patrick's,

passed out on the lawn.  

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07 Jan 2008

White Christmas

Slow down there , Beasley.

It's a different kind of "snow".

You can't snort this stuff.

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01 Jan 2008

White Housebroken

What the hell is that?

I've never seen Laura poop,

so that's one theory. 

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16 Dec 2007

Pet Names

My name's "Barney Bush".

I'm about one bad day from:

"Malik Shabbaz Bush".

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31 Oct 2007

Trick or Treat

George made me wear this,

so I crapped in his golf shoes,

I'd say we're even.  

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29 Oct 2007

Fad Diet

I found this eyeball,

floating in Laura's toilet.

She never flushes.  

 
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