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11 Jan 2017

It's President Trump!

He's giving "the gold standard"

A whole new meaning.

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10 Jan 2017

Il Duce

There's still jobs to fill?

Call Danny Bonaduce.

He could use the work.

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05 Jan 2017

Oma God!

Trump gave me a job,

A little celebrity,

And chlamydia.

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03 Jan 2017

Piece de Resistance

I have a feeling,

That my job isn't over.

It's getting started.

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30 Dec 2016

Vienna Sausage

Terrycloth Chemise,

It's not just my porn star name,

It's what's for dinner!

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29 Dec 2016

Better Than Yours

We've got our milkshakes,

Now we need to find some boys,

And get in the yard.

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28 Dec 2016

Nativity Scene

Bela Lugosi,

Jerked off into a koi pond,

And this shit crawled out.

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21 Dec 2016

Putin Him on Blast

Putin's so classy,

His cock tastes like caviar!

It's incredible!

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20 Dec 2016

Cruz's Fiction

Just think, GOP,

If you had played your cards right,

You could've had me!

15 Dec 2016

Douchemarks

I present to you,

Secretary of Douchebags,

Mr. Kanye West.

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