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04 Nov 2006

Tool Time

07 May, 2006 by tampioca



I got an award.
It must be for penis size.
It says "biggest tool".

04 Nov 2006

Rosemary's Baby

14 May, 2006 by tampioca



Your baby is cute,
and you named her after me?
"White devil woman".

04 Nov 2006

The Bomb Squad

25 May, 2006 by clown7



Enough talking boys,
it's already 10:30!
Let's blow some shit up!

04 Nov 2006

The Piper

02 May, 2006 by clown7



We accept VISA,
Mastercard, Discovery,
checks, and cold hard cash.

04 Nov 2006

Oh, Gee...

17 May, 2006 by tampioca



You're pretty cool man.
You shake hands like a gangsta.
But you're a honky.

04 Nov 2006
31 May, 2006 by tampioca



Um, President Bush?
"Shaking hands with Mr. Dong"
doesn't sound like fun.

04 Nov 2006

Mirage

18 May, 2006 by clown7



Look out Osama!
Desert patrol saves the day!
Amarillo's safe!

04 Nov 2006
01 May, 2006 by clown7



A little soft shoe,
I'll dance around the issues,
then slide out of here.

04 Nov 2006

Stuck on You

26 May, 2006 by clown7



I'm not letting go!
I'm not letting go either!
Fine! How do we pee?

04 Nov 2006

Cojones

04 May, 2006 by tampioca



They are just so big,
Sometimes I carry them here,
So I walk better.

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