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04 Nov 2006

Monkey Business

20 June, 2005 by vasan



Isn't that freaky?
That chimpanzee's DNA
looks a lot like mine!

04 Nov 2006

So Sue Me.

16 June, 2005 by clown7



OK, Iraq sucks...
it could have worked out better,
but what can you do?

04 Nov 2006

Courtesy Flush

25 June, 2005 by tampioca



Y'all see that outhouse?
That's where I store our freedoms,
one turd at a time.

04 Nov 2006

Going Commando

16 June, 2005 by clown7



Check under my robe,
I "liberated" my balls...
Freedom's on the march!

04 Nov 2006
29 June, 2005 by clown7



O - BLANK - A - M - A...?
I'd like to buy a vowel,
how about a B?

04 Nov 2006
07 June, 2005 by tampioca



I've seen her before
on a screen about that size,
but with a donkey.

04 Nov 2006

Carpe Boobies

10 June, 2005 by clown7



"Carpe Diem" George,
that's Latin for "seize the day"
like Hitler seized France.

04 Nov 2006

Panic Attack

13 June, 2005 by clown7



Whenever Dick smiles,
Democrats get real nervous
and Arabs freak out.

04 Nov 2006
04 June, 2005 by clown7



The telephone rings:
"Is the man of the house there?"
Hey, Dick! It's for you!

04 Nov 2006

Down with AARP

06 June, 2005 by tampioca



You wanna do what?
Are you sure you can do that,
with your brand new hip?

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