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02 Dec 2016

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Call me in ten years.

Melania will be old.

I'll need a new wife.

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30 Nov 2016

Amusement Pork

Remember that time

You called me your "trumpoline"

And then jumped my bones?

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29 Nov 2016

Women love this move!

I call it "draining the swamp".

It's gonna be huge!

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27 Nov 2016

Alt Reich

I didn't hook it!

I meant to hit the ball there,

just alt to the right.

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23 Nov 2016

Off The Cuff

Here's my legal team.

Crammit, Rammit, and Rotate,

Attorneys at law.

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21 Nov 2016

Getting Warmer

Let's play a game, Mike.

Guess what I put in my ass.

Hint: it's in this room!

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20 Nov 2016

In a Hufflepuff

So we're just moving?

We're not going to Hogwarts?

Well this is bullshit!

17 Nov 2016

Spooning

We take off our shirts,

Climb into Pence's new bed,

then send him selfies.

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16 Nov 2016

Box Lunch

I'll show Trump the ropes.

I'll even feed him his lunch:

Knuckle sandwiches!

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15 Nov 2016

Housewarming Gift

What's on the floor, Joe?

It's a present for Mike Pence.

I made it myself.

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