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17 Feb 2017

Gold Sores

I'm like King Midas,

But I don't turn stuff to gold.

You just get herpes.

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16 Feb 2017

From his House

The Anti-Palin:

No matter how hard he looks,

He can't see Russia.

15 Feb 2017

Oil Slick

God damn! Trudeau's fine!

I'd let him lay a pipeline,

Right through my panties.

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12 Feb 2017

Dork Dynasty

Our dad's President.

We could be the next Dubya

If our luck holds out.

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11 Feb 2017

Thor Loser!

I'm a Norse god now.

I'm the best god of thunder.

Thor's a disaster!

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10 Feb 2017

Department of D Pence

My college transcripts,

Are a lot like Pence's dreams,

Full of easy D's!

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07 Feb 2017

Just Like Ukraine

Look at my new friend!

Trump said I could just grab it,

And no one would care!

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05 Feb 2017

Right Wing

That awkward moment,

When Bush shows up on tinder,

And you're like "Swipe right!"

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03 Feb 2017

Jinx!

Stay calm, act normal...

I should have told you before:

I'm ridin' dirty.

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01 Feb 2017

Old Glory Hole

I love Old Glory!

I love it like a daughter.

The hot looking one.

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