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31 Jul 2012

Bird Laden

By clown7

These birds are pissed off!

They crash into shit. Hate pigs.

It's a bird jihad.

24 Jul 2012

Asshat

By tampioca

I know about fudge.

I keep it in a dark place..

Along with my head.

Haiku: 
Romney
10 May 2012

The New Rainbow Coalition

By clown7

You see how that works?

I come out for gay marriage

and it's Biden's fault.

27 Apr 2012

Well Regulated

By clown7

Michelle Obama

and the Second Amendment

have lots in common.

25 Apr 2012

The Shoulders of Giants

By clown7

I'm presidential!

I made her wear a blue dress

and a pearl necklace.

Haiku: 
Gingrich
23 Apr 2012

A Cup of Joe

By clown7

Biden was just here.

He called the machine "Elsie",

and tried to milk it.

Haiku: 
Obama
20 Apr 2012

Bitchtits and Brylcreem

By clown7

Check out these pythons!

I call the left one "Bitch Tits"

and the right's "Brylcreem".

Haiku: 
Romney
16 Nov 2009

Signing Statement

By clown7

One in ten of these

I sign "George W. Bush"

just to mess with folks.

Haiku: 
Obama
10 Nov 2009

The Pen is Mighty

By clown7

I've changed lost of things, 

this was Clinton's humidor, 

now it just holds pens.

Haiku: 
Obama
03 Nov 2009

Costumes

By clown7

Michelle's a leopard. 

I'm dressed like Mr. Rogers

if he were Kenyan.

Haiku: 
Obama

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