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19 Oct 2017

Cheese Dip

Haiku: 

The way I see it,

He knew what he signed up for.

Now let's get nachos.

12 Oct 2017

Ryan Heir

Haiku: 

Tweet away, fuck boy,

I'm two impeachments away,

From running this bitch.

10 Oct 2017

Retweet

Haiku: 

Out on a Sunday,

Watching our favorite team,

The Baltimore Colts.

09 Oct 2017

The Two Ply Lie

Haiku: 

Our clean up effort:

These are super absorbent,

You'll be good as new.

05 Oct 2017

Faith Healer

Haiku: 

That awkward moment,

When you have to ask the Pope,

To cure your herpes.

02 Oct 2017

Losers Club

Haiku: 

Then Hillary said,

"We all float down here, Big Bill!"

And morphed into Trump.

28 Sep 2017

Super Bowl Champ

Haiku: 

Inappropriate!

We all know more shit comes out,

Than ever goes in.

26 Sep 2017

Helter Skelter

Haiku: 

Manson had it wrong,

You just need a Twitter feed,

To divide people.

24 Sep 2017

Family Feud

Haiku: 

I'm not a dotard,

This guy, on the other hand,

Dotarded as hell.

20 Sep 2017
Haiku: 

Some call me "Biden",

But others know my true name:

Joe Targaryen.

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