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31 Jul 2012

Bird Laden

These birds are pissed off!

They crash into shit. Hate pigs.

It's a bird jihad.

24 Jul 2012

Asshat

I know about fudge.

I keep it in a dark place..

Along with my head.

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10 May 2012

You see how that works?

I come out for gay marriage

and it's Biden's fault.

27 Apr 2012

Well Regulated

Michelle Obama

and the Second Amendment

have lots in common.

25 Apr 2012

I'm presidential!

I made her wear a blue dress

and a pearl necklace.

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23 Apr 2012

A Cup of Joe

Biden was just here.

He called the machine "Elsie",

and tried to milk it.

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20 Apr 2012

Check out these pythons!

I call the left one "Bitch Tits"

and the right's "Brylcreem".

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16 Nov 2009

Signing Statement

One in ten of these

I sign "George W. Bush"

just to mess with folks.

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10 Nov 2009

The Pen is Mighty

I've changed lost of things, 

this was Clinton's humidor, 

now it just holds pens.

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03 Nov 2009

Costumes

Michelle's a leopard. 

I'm dressed like Mr. Rogers

if he were Kenyan.

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